introducing game turkey

We are proud to welcome Game Turkey from our good friends over at Vaguely Specific!
What is Game Turkey, you ask?
Well, we record ourselves playing a bad game, but not just any bad game, it has to be a game that was overhyped, or tried to be a good game but was able to snatch defeat from the hands of victory.
Think Daikatana or Rise of the Robots.
Speaking of which, the first Game Turkey is up and ready for your listening pleasure!
LISTEN TO GAME TURKEY 01: DAIKATANA [26.5MB - 58:05]
show 051 - 07.14.08

Mudkip are small blue Pokémon (number 258) with a large fin on their head that allows them to sense movements within the air and water, acting as a radar. Mudkips are also said to be totally awesome.
Speaking about awesome, this marks Angry John’s TENTH guest appearance!
Gaming news this episode:
01: THUNDER FUCKING FORCE VI ANNOUNCED
02: Chrono Trigger DS announced
03: Diablo III: Color is your Friend
04: Konami sues Harmonix for Rock Band
05: Zombie News 1: The House of the Dead EX announced
06: Zombie News 2: Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers coming to U.S. in 2009
07: E3 is on right now (July 14-17, 2008)
08: Xbox 360 = $299.99
09: Nintendo Announces 1:1 Wii Control Add-On
10: Sequels to successful war franchises! Patapon 2 and Gears of War 2
11: Microsoft confirms avatars, penises for your Xbox Live Gamertag
12: Final Fantasy XIII: Simultaneous 360 and PS3 release
We also have reviews of MISCHIEF MAKERS, U.N. SQUADRON, and STRANGLEHOLD! Mudkip!
LISTEN TO SHOW 051 [25.3 MB - 0:55:17]
show 050 - 06.30.08

THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SUBJECT MATTER THAT SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. LISTENER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED.
Hey, it’s our fiftieth show! Also breadboards!
Gaming news this episode:
01: Diablo Fucking III announced
02: RUMOR: God of War III for PS3 at E3
03: Loco Roco 2 coming to PSP in sometime in 2008
04: Xenogears, Einhänder arrive on Japanese PSN
05: Sonic the Hedgehog convention announced
06: A Vampyre Story gets North American publisher
07: Manga is coming to the Japanese Wii
08: Castlevania fighting game announced
09: What’s old is new (again). Mega Man 9 and new Adventure Island coming
10: A Sequel to a Successful Franchise! Rock Band 2 announced
Angry John also has a review of the SUPER MARIO BROS live action movie, we talk GAME TURKEY, and we have a very politically incorrect video game round table. Joy!
LISTEN TO SHOW 050 [35.5 MB - 1:17:42]
show 049 - 06.16.08

Leeks are related to onions and garlic and are essential in dishes such as cock-a-leekie, leek and potato soup (obviously) and vichyssoise. Wait, this show was about LEAKS? Guess the graphic guy didn’t get the memo.
Gaming news this episode:
01: Tenchu 4 announced.. for the Wii
02: Metal Gear Solid 4 gets a perfect 40/40 in Famitsu
03: JRPG Madness for the Xbox 360
04: Limbo of the Lost (allegedly) borrows from Oblivion
05: It’s time for a good old fashioned game burning
06: Leaks galore (see the above about the memo)
Plus we kinda talk about failed platform franchises, rare games (what games did we buy that we were surprised became rare), and we sort of give our opinion on lengthy cut scenes. How that’s a quality dish.
LISTEN TO SHOW 049 [32.8 MB - 1:11:49]
show 048 - 06.02.08

A ghost is said to be the apparition of a dead person. In the Super Mario series of games apparently millions of small circular creatures died and now haunt Mario. These creatures, known as the Boos are shy and do not like Mario staring at them. We here at Diehard Gamer Radio are no strangers to the paranormal but we have yet to see these Boos outside of a video game setting. Just to be on the safe side though, we’ve got TAPS on speed dial and a copy of Tobin’s Spirit Guide ready just in case.
Gaming news this episode:
01: Shenmue I and II Wii-makes coming
02: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes announced
03: The sucking continues: $200 million for film adaptations of Castlevania and Pac-Man
04: Underperforming XBLA titles to be delisted
05: Street Fighter IV heading to PS3, Xbox 360, PC this winter
06: Sega Rally 3: Super Challenge announced
07: Hudson announces “Shoot Now, Win Prizes Later” Tournament & Sweepstakes
08: Ubisoft proudly announces Allen Carr’s Easyway to Stop Smoking for the DS
09: First Guitar Hero Aerosmith, now Guitar Hero Metallica announced
Plus Murdock goes up against GTA IV in some sort of battle-royal meets Xbox 360 thing (this will be on his Destructoid blog). Also, it’s that time again, what are we playing and what are we looking forward to? We also have reviews of STAR SOLDIER R and PENNY ARCADE ADVENTURES: ON THE RAIN-SLICK PRECIPICE OF DARKNESS. Sweet!
LISTEN TO SHOW 048 [33.0 MB - 1:12:17]
arcade special get

Since we are not recording anything today, why not spend an hour or so listening to us jabber on about arcade games? You know you want to! As usual with all our specials, it is only available on this web site. We don’t make it available via the RSS feed or iTunes, you can only get it here! Hey, it’s a small incentive to get people to come to the site.
LISTEN TO THE ARCADE SPECIAL [34.3 MB - 1:15:04]
memorial day 08
We usually record the podcast every other Monday, but this time around because of Memorial Day, we won’t be recording the podcast. We’ll be stuffing our faces with ribs, steak, and drinking booze.
So, to tide you all over until the next podcast, we will give you the recently recorded Arcade Special instead! Watch for it this coming Monday!
the motley fool says “ea, a failure is you”
I noticed today that The Motley Fool had a newsbit about EA’s continued attempt to try and buy Take Two, and how they’re doing sort of a half-assed job of making it work. Worth a read if for no other reason than, at least for me, it made me aware of a company named The9, who apparently have the exclusive license to operate and distribute WoW in mainland China.
EA doing something half-assed? I can’t imagine such a thing (/sarcasm), but it’s interesting to see someone who isn’t a gamer thinking the same thing.
show 047 - 05.12.08

We’re sure at some point in the history of video games, a game has been made in regard to The French Revolution. However, we are also pretty sure that it wasn’t a rhythm game. Don’t get us wrong though, we like the idea of the bourgeois getting down with their bad selves while DJ Napoleon is mixing the phat beats.
Gaming news this episode:
01: Otomedius will get an Xbox 360 port called OtomediusG
02: To LOVEru is a sexy game
03: Nintendo Channel and WiiWare are out
04: Sequel to Splatterhouse planned
05: ASTAOF: Earthworm Jim game planned (1)
06: PC Engine Best Collection announced
07: Best premise for a RTS: Stalin vs. Martians
08: 2D fighting game get for DS: Wendy Wendam
09: More characters announced for Soul Calibur IV and Street Fighter IV
We also discuss why we are so jaded and we have reviews of THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU, GRAND THEFT AUTO IV, and BLOOD WILL TELL!
LISTEN TO SHOW 047 [30.6 MB - 1:07:01]
(1) ASTAOF = A Sequel To An Old Franchise. Yeah, these acronyms will probably never take off.
show 047 and special
We will be recording show 047 tonight. On top of that, we recorded the arcade special this past Saturday. It will be posted in the near future.